But sure enough, an owl flew through the room, skimming over the table before dropping a red envelope in front of The Dark Lord. Except that this time, Fred and George are with them on it. 1050. Harry says he's had enough and escapes his betrayers. Wholesome Howlers though, but her kids are still left mortified. Why on earth was his son getting mixed up in these sorts of things? Join her magical adventures with family, friends, and unexpected loves while she goes to Hogwarts and beyond. They're his best friends, wellwere. To those that read my other fics: I'm so sorry they've been in hiatus so long, but this fic actually got me going again, so hopefully you'll see a new chapter soon!! Be sorted, earn house points, take classes with our fine Hogwarts staff, debate which actor portrayed Dumbledore the best, and finally get some closure for your Post-Potter Depression. Thread recommendations using linksub(thread_id)! Harry handed the Howler and said "Please give this to Lord Voldemort, tell him who it's from, and then leave immediately, okay?" I AM ABSOLUTELY DISAPPOINTED WITH YOUR ACTIONS LAST NIGHT, ESPECIALLY AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE TAUGHT YOU! Losing her muggle mother early on as a casualty of the wizarding war, Abigail is raised dutifully by the very young, freshly graduated Marauders. This caused the blonde to sink into himself and before anyone could say anything directly to him, he quickly exited the Gryffindor common room and made his way down the stairs. "What do you mean she gets away with everything? It made his body shake. It was the first night since Harry's birth that there were no children about the Potter house and the two men were intending to make use of this opportunity to down a few Firewhiskeys. In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'. Voldemort found James and Lily Potter and planned to kill the family. Voldemort made Harry Potter the "chosen one," but it could have been another Hogwarts student. #ronweasley Hermione and Draco wanted to know what the mirror would state their deepest, most desperate desires in their hearts were. In which Harry sends a howler to Voldemort and Umbridge meets an untimely end. Throughout the series, Harry Potter is referred to as the "Chosen One" the "Boy Who Lived" who was destined to defeat Lord Voldemort and bring peace to the wizarding world. Harry Potter; Additional Tags: Crack; Crack Treated Seriously; Howlers (Harry Potter) Language: English Collections: hufflepuffdemiwizard's completed works, i would die for you <3, FunnyFicsForARainyDay, Fics that fuelled my HP obsession, Fics To Save, S.T.I.L.L., Harry and Co Stats: Published: 2021-10-27 Words: 1265 Chapters: 1/1 "Don't tell me what to d-" Lord Voldemort began but then the howler exploded and Harry's angry ranting enveloped the room: "VOLDEMORT YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE! ._1QwShihKKlyRXyQSlqYaWW{height:16px;width:16px;vertical-align:bottom}._2X6EB3ZhEeXCh1eIVA64XM{margin-left:3px}._1jNPl3YUk6zbpLWdjaJT1r{font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;border-radius:2px;display:inline-block;margin-right:5px;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;vertical-align:text-bottom;white-space:pre;word-break:normal;padding:0 4px}._1jNPl3YUk6zbpLWdjaJT1r._39BEcWjOlYi1QGcJil6-yl{padding:0}._2hSecp_zkPm_s5ddV2htoj{font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;border-radius:2px;display:inline-block;margin-right:5px;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;vertical-align:text-bottom;white-space:pre;word-break:normal;margin-left:0;padding:0 4px}._2hSecp_zkPm_s5ddV2htoj._39BEcWjOlYi1QGcJil6-yl{padding:0}._1wzhGvvafQFOWAyA157okr{font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;border-radius:2px;margin-right:5px;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;vertical-align:text-bottom;white-space:pre;word-break:normal;box-sizing:border-box;line-height:14px;padding:0 4px}._3BPVpMSn5b1vb1yTQuqCRH,._1wzhGvvafQFOWAyA157okr{display:inline-block;height:16px}._3BPVpMSn5b1vb1yTQuqCRH{background-color:var(--newRedditTheme-body);border-radius:50%;margin-left:5px;text-align:center;width:16px}._2cvySYWkqJfynvXFOpNc5L{height:10px;width:10px}.aJrgrewN9C8x1Fusdx4hh{padding:2px 8px}._1wj6zoMi6hRP5YhJ8nXWXE{font-size:14px;padding:7px 12px}._2VqfzH0dZ9dIl3XWNxs42y{border-radius:20px}._2VqfzH0dZ9dIl3XWNxs42y:hover{opacity:.85}._2VqfzH0dZ9dIl3XWNxs42y:active{transform:scale(.95)} RELATED: Harry Potter: 10 Facts About Snape Left Out Of The Movies. James tried to calm his furious wife. DID YOU NOT FUCK UP MY LIFE ENOUGH! This is an exceptional event which, by chance of the calendar, falls on Valentine's Day. The trio stared at the bird and Harry took the letter that the owl was tied on to his leg. "Well what does it say!" Draco sat up in his bed and looked around the dorm and noticed the shades of red and gold littered around and realized him being sorted into Gryffindor wasn't a dream, it was real. Peter never had time to sell the Potters out to Voldemort before he was shipped to Azkaban. "That is a howler, My Lord, I suggest you open it before it explodes. "Over holiday break, they had Kreacher search your room. Sirius froze, feeling all of the colour drain from his face. When Harry and the others left, the Death Eaters were waiting. Julililia, The_One_True_Lemon_Master, Pinkie1201, multifandomed19, PaulaMJ, Siriusly_Strange_Stark_Locked7, Justaconfusedhuman, brunettesforkaz, fishblub, 1Ravendaly152021, chrisatop, lightsacrossthesky, mariesanasz, frankieetaylorr, VioletRoseLily, littletomboy, Experiment000, ChildOfSolace, ashosconv, SweetsandKindness, badendgirl, punkrockoctavia, emma_elm, lilithbro4, Kirina175, RicketyKid, aab1999, Christianmld85, dickscereals, Highfunctioningbookaholic, Mrs_Harry_Holmes, bethmaryfran, Asiegon, Wattpadpadfoot, Sarahinlove, jesus_christ, the_badwolf, SantivaPotter_93, CalicoJane, Arya2, Irissss10, FurryBigProblem, TheGreatShiniGami, itsnotoveryetbewarned, lilieeees, TheAdventureofTheVoid, Lyrics, theelderwand, StreetteamCollective, megipegi, and 1 more user The feels. This (short) story has parody elements. "I'll write it." He knows that Snape had sent his parents a letter regarding his sorting. Tom Riddle was poise and proper to every teacher in Hogwarts but Dumbledore. .ehsOqYO6dxn_Pf9Dzwu37{margin-top:0;overflow:visible}._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu{height:24px}._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu.uMPgOFYlCc5uvpa2Lbteu{border-radius:2px}._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu.uMPgOFYlCc5uvpa2Lbteu:focus,._2pFdCpgBihIaYh9DSMWBIu.uMPgOFYlCc5uvpa2Lbteu:hover{background-color:var(--newRedditTheme-navIconFaded10);outline:none}._38GxRFSqSC-Z2VLi5Xzkjy{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-actionIcon)}._2DO72U0b_6CUw3msKGrnnT{border-top:none;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText);cursor:pointer;padding:8px 16px 8px 8px;text-transform:none}._2DO72U0b_6CUw3msKGrnnT:hover{background-color:#0079d3;border:none;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-body);fill:var(--newCommunityTheme-body)} That's when Draco remembered them. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. THIS FILTHY PIG HAS SPOILED YOUR NAME! YOU ARE TRULY WORTHY OF MY NAME! Once down there, the room fell silent and the older students stared at Draco and whispered. as well as So Draco stood straighter and began to put on his tie. It was at that moment that the howler practically exploded, the red envelope flying open as the wall sconces and chandeliersrattle with the voice. I confess myself disappointed.. Ron asked Hermione pointedly. A loud bang echoed through the room, causing everyone to jump. "I was sure if mum and dad sent a howler that Tawny would too." They are both animagus'..Lacey is known as Howler because her animagus is a wolf, and Mixy's is a malamute husky..they are illegal animagus A Night Howler Predicament (Nick Wilde x Reader), Midnight and Howler (Marauder FanFiction), The Avengers Sue for A Random Howler from Animorphs, Barks, Howler, Wings and Kit (Marauders Era). I saw Harry as somewhat similar to James Potter yet, sometimes he is still as sweet natured as the Harry we see in the books. I've given Harry a little sister because I don't think James and Lily would let Harry be an only child. Soon the trio made their way out of the dorm and down to the common room. The Death Eaters eyed The Dark Lord warily, horror and badly concealed amusement on their faces as they waited to see just how furious he would be. Ron is not the only one who gets a howler from his mum, Harry got his own from the men who raise him since his parents die, uncle Moony and uncle Padfoot were not happy after they received a letter from Dumbledore letting them know the incident with Arthur Weasleys bewitched car. What if his father sent him a Howler? ", "M-my lord," Father stuttered, looking terrified. Told him how Sirius lost connection to his cousins and family once he was placed in Gryffindor, all but Andromeda of course. Lily spluttered. The howlers from Mrs. Weasley was now in smoking shreds in front of Fred, George and Ron Weasley while a smirking Ginny sat smugly in the corner. Draco coughed, trying to cover an amused snort as he realised why the rant sounded so familiar. James commented, chuckling as he took the newspaper from Remus. 34. "We'll talk to him when he gets back during Christmas.". She says she had to send one to my dad before. He snarled as he saw the note and knew that if he tried to leave again today, he'd be seen and Stunned again. GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF HIDING LIKE A COWARD!!!!! Hermione Granger, with wide eyes, was wordlessly warning Harry of his howler as Govad landed right beside Errol. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction K+ | Words: 644 | Reviews: 2 | Favs: 6 | Follows: 2 | Published: 2/5/2018 | Status: Complete | id: 12825622 | Language: English | Genre: Parody/Humor | Characters: Voldemort | Download: EPUB or MOBI, It's not the main thrust of the story at all, but there is some letter writing between Harry and Voldemort in linkffn(When Harry Met Wednesday). ._2Gt13AX94UlLxkluAMsZqP{background-position:50%;background-repeat:no-repeat;background-size:contain;position:relative;display:inline-block} "Oh stop fretting Lily!" Exhausted and anemic from Umbridge's Blood Quill, Harry decides to relieve stress by writing Voldemort a parody of a letter, intimating that Harry wouldn't mind if Voldemort murdered Umbridge (not that he'd ever send it, of course). he asked. "I hate you Harry." Hi, I'm looking for any fic where Harry writes/exchange letters with Voldy. A one-shot of Harry in his second year where Lily and James are still alive. Warner Bros. Voldemort is one of the most complex characters in the "Harry Potter" series. Look at the heroes!" (See the end of the work for more notes.). 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This work could have adult content. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. James Potter was telling his best friend, Sirius Black. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Chapters: 2 | Words: 16,317 | Reviews: 594 | Favs: 2,034 | Follows: 2,490 | Updated: 6/15/2008 | Published: 3/10/2008 | id: 4123423 | Language: English | Characters: Harry P. | Download: EPUB or MOBI. Man. "Of course you can [N/n]!" Dobby nodded and flashed over to where Lord Voldemort was. He threw a panicked glance at the Dark Lord, but he didn't seem to have caught Draco's thoughts. During first year, a very unpleasant howler was sent to Professor Snape, thanks to James Potter and Sirius Black. And if deep down he hoped that Potter eluded The Dark Lord, well, that was no ones business but his own. Ron and Hermione looked shook, "Mate you don't mean." began Ron. linkffn(Harry's Twist by Ten Toes) has an open letter to Tom in the Prophet. 75.8k. 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"Find him, and make it quick, or I shall practice my technique on you.". I'm assuming you're hearing this in front of Lucius, so I'm going to enjoy the look of pure shock on his face. James and Lily are alive, and Harry gets an interesting Howler after crashing the car at the beginning of second year. ._2a172ppKObqWfRHr8eWBKV{-ms-flex-negative:0;flex-shrink:0;margin-right:8px}._39-woRduNuowN7G4JTW4I8{margin-top:12px}._136QdRzXkGKNtSQ-h1fUru{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;margin:8px 0;width:100%}.r51dfG6q3N-4exmkjHQg_{font-size:10px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.5px;line-height:12px;text-transform:uppercase;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between;-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center}.r51dfG6q3N-4exmkjHQg_,._2BnLYNBALzjH6p_ollJ-RF{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex}._2BnLYNBALzjH6p_ollJ-RF{margin-left:auto}._1-25VxiIsZFVU88qFh-T8p{padding:0}._2nxyf8XcTi2UZsUInEAcPs._2nxyf8XcTi2UZsUInEAcPs{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-widgetColors-sidebarWidgetTextColor)} So Draco stared at his tie, remembering what his mother had told him as well. EITHER WAY YOU'RE REALLY PATHETIC, AND WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A NOSE?!? I stumbled upon this reddit post yesterday that made me absolutely cry I laughed so hard. Judy goes to Zootopia with her sister (Y/N). Letters from the Asylum comes to mind. Yes child I am talking about Sirius Black, you are a lot like him you know. After Hermione ends her relationship with Ron, Molly Weasley sends her a vindictive Howler that reveals Hermiones feelings for Severus to all of the Hogwarts faculty and students. They're eluding you too, Draco thought to himself before locking down his thoughts once more. You also carry many Slytherin traits, but are you sure that's where you think you belong?". yeah :D i think I read that one and have no problem read it once more. A Night Howler Predicament (Nick Wilde x Reader) . Almost anyone can acquire any skill as long as they'll spent enough time on it. The Midnight Howler (a super hero I made up that's awesomer than iron man), Raph's hero and role model, is somehow teleported from his world to Raph's. THE WHOLE GRAVEYARD INCIDENT'S PURPOSE WAS FOR THE WORLD TO KNOW I WAS ALIVE! 24. r/HPfanfiction 12 days ago. "Is that-" "How could he-" "No way-" The Death Eaters whispered amongst themselves, frantically confirming to each other that Potter had sent The Dark Lord a howler. After the war, two broken souls find solace in each other. "After all that I've done for you, you'd better share whatever sweets you get from Mum." Meanwhile Bellatrix was cackling at Lucius's horrified face. Harry looked down and saw that one was from his mom, and one was from Prongs and Padfoot. 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"I entertained the idea that your death would be painless, but I can see that is no longer an option. ._2cHgYGbfV9EZMSThqLt2tx{margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{width:75%;height:24px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-,._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{background:var(--newCommunityTheme-field);background-size:200%;margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-{width:100%;height:46px} On another note, how would you feel if Draco and I had sex. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Chapters: 3 | Words: 29,305 | Reviews: 151 | Favs: 1,006 | Follows: 444 | Updated: 2/17/2011 | Published: 2/10/2011 | Status: Complete | id: 6731545 | Language: English | Genre: Drama/Angst | Characters: Harry P., N. Tonks | Download: EPUB or MOBI. Helena was not involved in the flying car debacle. Once a grand space used for hosting Christmas balls, the room was now used as a meeting location for the Dark Lord and his Death Eaters. Though flames burned brightly in the sconces on the wall, they barely staved off the gloom that had settled through the halls of Malfoy manor since The Dark Lord had arrived. Pansy, Blaise, and Theo. https://bobmin.fanficauthors.net/Dear_Tom/Dear_Tom/. Abigail, however, has a very big secret she is keeping from them. I'LL FLAY THAT BITCH ALIVE AND USE HER AS A MESSAGE TO THE MINISTRY!". When Hermione tries to apologize, Severuss response isnt quite what she expected. #snape Voldemort sends harry a howler. Dobby held out a howler and simply said "Master Harry tells Dobby to give Lord Voldemort letter, Dobby go bye now." And that was how Harry Potter got two howlers from his parents the next morning. .c_dVyWK3BXRxSN3ULLJ_t{border-radius:4px 4px 0 0;height:34px;left:0;position:absolute;right:0;top:0}._1OQL3FCA9BfgI57ghHHgV3{-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-pack:start;justify-content:flex-start;margin-top:32px}._1OQL3FCA9BfgI57ghHHgV3 ._33jgwegeMTJ-FJaaHMeOjV{border-radius:9001px;height:32px;width:32px}._1OQL3FCA9BfgI57ghHHgV3 ._1wQQNkVR4qNpQCzA19X4B6{height:16px;margin-left:8px;width:200px}._39IvqNe6cqNVXcMFxFWFxx{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;margin:12px 0}._39IvqNe6cqNVXcMFxFWFxx ._29TSdL_ZMpyzfQ_bfdcBSc{-ms-flex:1;flex:1}._39IvqNe6cqNVXcMFxFWFxx .JEV9fXVlt_7DgH-zLepBH{height:18px;width:50px}._39IvqNe6cqNVXcMFxFWFxx ._3YCOmnWpGeRBW_Psd5WMPR{height:12px;margin-top:4px;width:60px}._2iO5zt81CSiYhWRF9WylyN{height:18px;margin-bottom:4px}._2iO5zt81CSiYhWRF9WylyN._2E9u5XvlGwlpnzki78vasG{width:230px}._2iO5zt81CSiYhWRF9WylyN.fDElwzn43eJToKzSCkejE{width:100%}._2iO5zt81CSiYhWRF9WylyN._2kNB7LAYYqYdyS85f8pqfi{width:250px}._2iO5zt81CSiYhWRF9WylyN._1XmngqAPKZO_1lDBwcQrR7{width:120px}._3XbVvl-zJDbcDeEdSgxV4_{border-radius:4px;height:32px;margin-top:16px;width:100%}._2hgXdc8jVQaXYAXvnqEyED{animation:_3XkHjK4wMgxtjzC1TvoXrb 1.5s ease infinite;background:linear-gradient(90deg,var(--newCommunityTheme-field),var(--newCommunityTheme-inactive),var(--newCommunityTheme-field));background-size:200%}._1KWSZXqSM_BLhBzkPyJFGR{background-color:var(--newCommunityTheme-widgetColors-sidebarWidgetBackgroundColor);border-radius:4px;padding:12px;position:relative;width:auto} Draco smiled and nodded. But when calamity strikes, will they survive the storm or drown in the deluge? tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos. "HARRIET POTTER THAT WAS BRILLIANT!" He cringed at Sirius's nickname for him. In the end there is a small section of people going to the future. UNTIL YOU DO SO, THERE WILL BE NO OUTINGS TO THE BURROW FOR YOU. When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. ", "HOW DARE YOU TAKE OVER THE MINISTRY?" Draco stood from his bed and took a deep breath. hermione, l. "Dobby!" "Congratulations on making Headmaster. What kind of trouble?, Regulus gulped. "He is breaking the law!". October 31st, 1981 was a terrible day for the Potter family and those they held close. THE FIFTH-YEAR HOWLERS by Norbert for President (Head of the Leprechaun Society, Honorary Mushroom, Fake Order of Merlin - First Class (well, naturally), and Randomly Mad Individual) Chapter One: Hormones and Harry. By Mischievous Purple One. "Very well, Harry Potter," The Dark Lord said, vanishing the dust with a wave of his hand. James and Sirius were now standing in the doorway of the Living Room with gleeful expressions in anticipation what the oldest Potter son had done one his first night at Hogwarts. He had only heard of Howlers but this had to be one. Explode it did. Book 6: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Gryffindor/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter Friendship, Severus Snape is Draco Malfoy's Godparent, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Messrs Moony and Padfoot are proud to present: fatherhood, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter, Song: Dancing With Our Hands Tied (Taylor Swift), As Life Goes On-So Does The Feeling To Do Semi-Illegal Crap To Save A Child, No Beta: We Die Like Teddy Lupins Parents, Arcturus Rigel "Archie" Black & Harriet Potter | Rigel Black, Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery (Video Game), Jae Kim & Player Character (Hogwarts Mystery), Jae Kim/Player Character (Hogwarts Mystery), When a mother interrupt important moments. If it is not opened or there is a delay in opening it, the letter smoulders, explodes violently, and shouts . there were even a few novels in an obscure corner. 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